what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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