i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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