Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
No stitches, just platelets and will power
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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