How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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