maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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