I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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