so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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