I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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