There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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