your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We talked him into tasing himself.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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