I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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