i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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