just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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