i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just google imaged poop.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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