So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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