How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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