party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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