I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
