I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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