if only i could text you this smell
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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