gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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