Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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