how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
