Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I am spending my child support on dildos
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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