Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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