Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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