Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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