Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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