another moral hangover. fuck.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Still dying that you shit outside
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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