He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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