Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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