i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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