RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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