Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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