ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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