if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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