I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He keeps bees of course he's weird
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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