He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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