And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
where am i from again
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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