hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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