I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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