i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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