id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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