My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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