You're so nebulous sometimes
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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