Nicole vs. Life
Jerry, you need to find god
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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