You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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