is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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