Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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