hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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