Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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