this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My ass is underappreciated