i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE