good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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