just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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