Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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