That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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