id be glad to
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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