was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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