There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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