I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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