I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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